Theseus' battle with the Minotaur shall forever be remembered...
Though the story may sometimes be embellished...
"So, YOU'RE the great Theseus?"
The legendary stand-off...
"Toro?! I'll show you toro!"
"Quite honestly, the armor and spear are just for show..."
A powerful descendant of Asterion...
"Don't let my ancestor's battle with Theseus give you any ideas..."
One day, believe it or not, this little guy will grow up to kick much butt, and take many names...
"Ah, yes, thank you. This blade will do rather nicely."
"I fear none, and welcome all challengers!"
Boumedes is the real muscle of his gladiator team...
"You? Beat me in a fight? Heh, what a load of bull..."
"It's about stinkin' time you get what's coming to you..."
"I get the feeling we should have brought more than just arrows..."
"Hey, don't run away from me!"
"I see you...don't even think about trying to tip me."
"Hide in a labyrinth, to escape a Minotaur? Interesting..."
"SO WHAT, I GOT A TEMPER? WHADDYA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?"
"Wait here. I just have to deal with these bandits."
Meet Bucrates, the pride warrior of his clan...
"FOR THE BIGHORN CLAN!!!"
"Cowboy?! I'm a MINOTAUR, you stupid human!"
"Don't worry...this will be your blood, soon enough."
"No, no, sir. I propose we take a new route entirely."
A minotaur, in calmer times...
"Hehe...come out, come out, wherever you are!"
"Now, what was that you said about liking to eat beef?"
An "invisible blade" takes on a minotaur with his trusty pair of daggers...
"Let's wager, shall we? First to the end of this labyrinth gets to live."
"Your femur would look great around my neck."
Searching out his imprisoners.
"Hey, kid? You the one said he was gonna kick my butt?"
"Stupid kid, you'll regret that! I'm comin' for ya, now!"
"My fists just don't leave the right kinds of bruises..."
"Oh, yeah...this is more like it."
"Think maybe this armor is a bit overboard?"
The Minotaur Wizard, Bulwark...
"Come out and face me like a man, stupid boy!"
First one onto the battlefield, among the last to leave...
"TONIGHT...THEY DINE...IN HELL!!! RAAAWWR!"
Minotaurs face an alien menace...
The wizard defeats his bovine foe quite decisively...
Even blind, Lanessa bravely faces the Minotaur...
"Face it, Minotaur. You've finally met your match."
The twin warriors, Tauristos and Bucephalon...
"Yeah, right! Good luck taking me by the horns!"
"You don't fear me, eh? Believe me...you WILL!"
"He thought he'd bring a red cloak to tease me...well, trust me, he ain't gettin' it back."
"Well, I certainly can't let anybody live, who knows my middle name, now can I?"
"What? What am I supposed to do with THOSE flimsy things?"
"Oh...I didn't see you there."
"If you don't mind, my good barkeep, I'll just have milk."
No worries. These two will later go on to be great friends, and powerful allies.
"Fear not. The Bull constellation finds good portent for you."
When approaching the Minotaur King's throne, always show respect by first kissing his ring...
"Trust me, sire...I aim to serve."
"I'll bet you didn't know female minotaurs existed, did you?"
Meet the hero, Tauromedon, and his wife, Boucera.
Boumede is fierce in combat.
"Okay, I'm ready for battle."
"Ah, crap. This guy and his weirdo tentacled monsters..."
"You have some better weapons I can use?"
"By Pasiphae's crown, you'll regret ever saying that."
"Believe me, as half-bull, I know a bully when I see one."
"Darn, more Orcs ALREADY? But I just had this thing polished..."
A snorting brawling brute...
"Hm...I think I should get a bigger one. What do you think?"
Torr gets ready to charge...
Meet Minophontes, a great warrior of his clan...
"Oh, goody! My first victim!"
"About time you got here, human."
"Meh, I don't fight no more. Them was the old days."
"You think you'll beat ME through the labyrinth? Good luck."